Som One (1) Fuck Around and Find Out Security Sign - Yard - FAFO Surveillance 2nd Amendment Protected By, Natural Wood

The perfect addition to any yard, this unique NOVELTY Fuck Around and Find Out (FAFO) yard sign will help keep your home protected. Surveillance Sign | 2nd Amendment | Protected By | Yard Sign | Funny | Welcome | Garden Decoration | House Warming Various designs are available with the opportunity for you to personalize your message. Sign size options are based on the height of the shape of the sign from top to bottom, without the stake. The yard stake is an option and the option to include will NOT BE attached, however, you may easily attach it by nail, heavy-duty wood glue, or wood screws (NOT INCLUDED). The sign is engraved and cut using 1/4" AMERICAN MADE Birch Plywood. As in nature, each wood grain/pattern and color will vary. The sign has an initial coat of spar urethane for weather protection, however, we recommend the sign be provided additional protective coats every 3-6 months, depending on the direct sun exposure. Our yard sign makes the perfect gift for dad or that homeowner. Works great as a gag gift. If you do not see a shape or would prefer a different message, you may customize your sign with any message using the Personalization field. Thank you so much for your order! Please contact me with any questions. Designs Copyright 2022 Som and Company. All Rights Reserved.

• ONE (1) NOVELTY Fully Customizable: Many styles to make your FAFO security yard sign unique and yours.
• Perfect Size Wood NOVELTY FAFO Security Sign can be mounted at any height you need.
• Quality Design: Permanently engraved onto wood and finished with a protective clear coat making it novelty sign.
• Easy Installation: Mount your Novelty Surveillance Sign to the height your require and just stick the optional stake into the ground and you're done!
• Warning Signs: No trespassing warning Sign with Stake (optional) is great for any house or facility, perfect for lawn, yard or shrubbery areas. Tall post allows the sign to be seen over low bushes – which is often a good place for this warning. Lawn signs need to be moved and put back into the ground before/after each mowing.
• Give a heads up: Deter thieves by conveying that This Property is Protected by 2nd amendment, Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted security notice with this No Trespassing sign - before you have to intercede personally.
• Made in the US: We source our materials from US manufacturers and produce your sign to order in the US.
• NOVELTY SIGN: Not made for long-term outdoor use. Requires proper maintenance for direct sun/rain exposure. You may upgrade to marine grade wood which would extend sign life.